I once had this Sunday school teacher that started hysterically laughing/crying in the middle of her lesson. Why? I'll tell you. One of the kids in the class put a piece of licorice in his upper lip and did a mean impersonation of a Who from Who-ville. Apparently it was r-e-a-l-l-y funny. She also said a bad word in the middle of her lesson. She was reading a story and instead of saying ancestors she said a**cestors. It was r-e-a-l-l-y funny. So funny that they had to cut the lesson short because there was just no coming back from that. Who does that??
Yeah.. That was me.
Just this last weekend I saw a dog. Have you ever seen a dog? You probably have. (Elf.. Anyone?? Bueller? Bueller?) But really, I saw this dog run full speed into this lady and she face planted into the snow. I wish I could have recorded it and submitted it to America's Funniest Home Video's. I would be rolling in the Benjamin's right now. What a pathetic loser.
Yeah.. That was me. Stupid Scout.
What is wrong with me?? I should probably pull myself together. Well, until then I'll just post about it.
Until next time :)
Mrs. Teran
A blog post from Abbey?! I just about fell off my chair! I so enjoyed this post. Keep it up sister!
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